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T-shirts with an Attitude!


Made with high quality cotton white tees.

Mean Tees t-shirts are available in sizes small through Xlarge.
Most designs are also available on tank tops. 
Some designs are available on 100% cotton boxers too!


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TREAT ME RIGHT "Treat Me Right"

Item# V008 ~ US$: 13.95   
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I'd kick your ass,
but I'm afraid I'd hurt
the gerbil!
"I'd kick your ass, but I'm afraid I'd hurt the gerbil!"

Item# T001 ~ US$: 13.95   
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AA
IS FOR QUITTERS
"AA IS FOR QUITTERS"

Item# C002 ~ US$: 13.95   
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If you can read this, thank a teacher-and, since it's in English, thank a soldier!

 

"If you can read this"

Item# V005 ~ US$: 13.95   
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It Aint The Jeans That Make Your Ass Look Fat!

 

"It aint the jeans that make your ass look fat!"

Item# A006 ~ US$: 13.95   
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No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her crap. "No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her crap."

Item# N008 ~ US$: 13.95   
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New Item Coming Soon "New Item Coming Soon"

Item# A001 ~ US$: 13.95   
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Fight Crime:
Shoot Back!

 

"Fight Crime: Shoot Back!"


Item# V001 ~ US$: 13.95   
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"Procrastination is like masturbation, it seems like a good idea at the time, but in the end, you're only fucking yourself"

Item# D002 ~ US$: 13.95   
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If you don't believe in oral sex, then keep your mouth shut! "If you don't believe in oral sex, then keep your mouth shut!"

Item# V002 ~ US$: 13.95   
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I F#CK ON THE 

FIRST DATE!

"I F#CK ON THE FIRST DATE"
(actual item is not censored)
Item# T002 ~ US$: 13.95   
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Beauty is only a light switch away. "Beauty is only a light switch away"

Item# A009 ~ US$: 13.95   
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  "This is your ass.              This is your ass in jail."

Item# A010 ~ US$: 13.95   
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"Tastes Like Chicken"
(Boxer Briefs)
Item# A011 ~ US$: 13.95   
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Who lit the fuse
in your tampon?
"Who lit the fuse in your tampon?"

Item# V003 ~ US$: 13.95   
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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity. "Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity."

Item# A012 ~ US$: 13.95   
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"Kiss the holly, make me jolly."

Item# T003 ~ US$: 13.95   
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t_addalc.gif (20745 bytes) "Just Add Alcohol"

Item# T004 ~ US$: 13.95   
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I'm looking for a juicy     sin to commit!      "I'm looking for a juicy sin to commit!"

Item# V004 ~ US$: 13.95   
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"Porn! It's Cheaper than dating!"

Item# T005 ~ US$: 13.95   
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"Happy F#cking Everything...now leave me alone"

Item# V006 ~ US$: 13.95   
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I'm not an alcoholic,
I'm a drunk.
Alcoholics go to
meetings.
"I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings."

Item# T007 ~ US$: 13.95   
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t_buryit.gif (24671 bytes) "It's not the size of the bone...It's how you bury it."

Item# C008 ~ US$: 13.95   
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GIVE ME A DOLLAR OR I'LL TOUCH YOU! "GIVE ME A DOLLAR OR I'LL TOUCH YOU!"

Item# T009 ~ US$: 13.95   
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t_ican.gif (52759 bytes) "Because I can."   (w/ dog licking himself)

Item# T008 ~ US$: 13.95   
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If I wanted your opinion, I'd take my dick out of your mouth! If I Wanted Your Opinion, I'd take my dick out of your mouth.

Item# A002 ~ US$: 13.95   
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IF YOU LICK THEM THEY WILL CUM "IF YOU LICK THEM THEY WILL CUM"

Item# A003 ~ US$: 13.95   
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Don't worry.
I forgot your name, too!
"Don't worry. I forgot your name, too!"

Item# A005 ~ US$: 13.95   
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And your cry-baby whiny-assed opinion would be...? "And your cry-baby whiny-assed opinion would be...?"

Item# A007 ~ US$: 13.95   
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"Stiff Nipples Air Conditioning Service"

Item# T011 ~ US$: 13.95   
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Drink Til Ya Want Me! "Drink Til Ya Want Me"

Item# B001 ~ US$: 13.95   
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        "Can't Feed 'Em?             DON'T BREED 'EM!" "Can't feed 'em? Don't Breed "em!"

Item# C001 ~ US$: 13.95   
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There is absolutely no excuse for what I'm about to do! "There is absolutely no excuse for what I'm about to do!"

Item# V007 ~ US$: 13.95   
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